New survey reveals 4/10 people believe platform moves, not train

The survey, published in the Metro yesterday, shocked intellectuals worldwide.

“I can’t believe it” wrote the Professor of Anthropology at Warwick University, Prof. Nigel Dyke, “I’m actually wasting my time reading the Metro.”

More on this story as it develops.

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