The Congress of the United States of America has declared democracy to be “overrated” and “not all that” in a vote last night.

The resolution was passed by a record 98% majority in the house, and is expected to be accepted quietly by the American people, many of whom say they are “sick of hearing about democr-ass-y anyway”.

Following a brief sojourn through the Supreme Court, where the Bill is unlikely to meet any resistance from those corrupt motherfuckers, President Obama will sign the legislation declaring democracy to have “had a good run” and assume dictatorial powers.

The UN has declared the move as “landmark”.


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