COLUMNIST LOVES WIFE AND KIDS

BREAKING NEWS


I’m sorry Diane. I’m so so sorry. Please take me back. Think of our beautiful children.

Experts agree: “she meant nothing”.

New evidence points to me being drunk, lonely, and confused. Please Diane. I love you.

WIN A TRIP TO BARBADOS IF YOU TAKE ME BACK

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