APOLOGIES AND CORRECTIONS

The Oracle would like to apologise for its recent article, “David Cameron: Man, or Piece of Piss?”. It is clear that such an article should never have gone to print, and we can only apologise to those who were offended by it.

The Oracle can see that the question should never have been asked, as the answer is so obvious. In future, we shall make sure that no further doubts are cast over Mr Cameron’s integrity: it should always be clear that Cameron is a piece of piss, and to even question this state of existence was an offence to all who have suffered at the hands of his policies.

We’re sorry.

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