MAN WITH SONG STUCK IN HEAD KILLS WIFE, FAMILY, HIMSELF

Andrew White, who cannot be named for legal reasons, shot dead his wife and family before turning the gun on himself.

He left a note explaining his actions; it was carved onto the wall by his fingernails:

“I cannot put up with it no more, no more, no more, no more. HIT THE ROAD, SONG. Pleasssseeee don’tt come backkkkkkkkkkkk.”

Experts are baffled as to what the song may have been. Doctor Jim Crull is leading the psychoanalytic investigation:

“Well, what we do know is that Mr White (who cannot be named for legal reasons) was driven to this act by some song that he had stuck in his head. It would have had to be a repetitive and catchy song to have driven him to such lengths: we have experts looking into it now.”

Witnesses are being treated for shock and bloodstains on their clothes.

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