MOFFAT: “I THREW IT TOGETHER WHILE ZONED OUT ON HASH AND METH”

“That’s mainly how I write, you know? Drop a few, kick back, and blaze it.” – Steven Moffat.

Steven Moffat, head writer of Doctor Who, has revealed his rigorous writing method after tonight’s 50th anniversary special.

The special, entitled ‘The Day of the Doctor’, was reportedly “the most whack time” of Moffat’s life – even more so than “the shitty days of Sherlock Season 2, when I was knocking back more pills than a brain-damaged test monkey.”

‘The Day of the Doctor’ featured three incarnations of the time lord, including John Hurt as ‘the war doctor’. Moffat says “Me and Hurt are old buddies, really. He introduced me to the magical world of crystal meth.”

“I highly expect the first writers of Doctor Who were high as well” concluded Moffat, “I mean, an old man that zooms around anywhere in space and time with his granddaughter in some sort of blue box? What the hell were they smokin’, boyos?”

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